why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
I’m trying really hard to stay calm but my brain is doing that thing again where it’s not sure how to feel about my current situation and I want to cry.
i just realised…
it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth
He’s like, “We were prepared for everything except the goddamn poodles.”
"i got a jar of dirt”
This is the Memorial to the Missing and contains over 50,000,000 pennies to represent the lives of each American child abandoned to abortion by a society and a culture that has embraced their destruction. We must prevent the need to add to this memorial. Take a stand. Get involved.
”How we treat the least of us defines us.”
"should I use this $500k to help struggling parents and pregnant people or should I put it in a glass box"
My friends corgi fell asleep in class
What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES
Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…
Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office